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I got hella plastered last night and when jesse and I got back to his room he would try to get me to drink water

And I would just laugh and flop down on the bed and he would get frustrated and call me woman in greek c:

Hes so cute

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
faerieforests:

pink mushrooms revisited by Praju Vikas Anekal

faerieforests:

pink mushrooms revisited by Praju Vikas Anekal

mineralists:

Blue Barite

mineralists:

Blue Barite

transvex:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

いちごのロールケーキ + 天使の羽ロール

catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.
Photo via Imgur

catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.

Photo via Imgur

totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.