I got hella plastered last night and when jesse and I got back to his room he would try to get me to drink water
And I would just laugh and flop down on the bed and he would get frustrated and call me woman in greek c:
Hes so cute
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
she wears short skirts i wear mage robes
いちごのロールケーキ + 天使の羽ロール
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.