Writing an essay
Finishing the essay
Turning the essay in
omg this is perfect
today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath
your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto
"She removes her wig, her eyelashes, her makeup, never breaking eye contact with the reflection of her natural self. It’s an intimate, powerful moment television doesn’t often show: A black woman removing all the elements white supremacy tells her she has to wear to be beautiful, successful, powerful." (x)
why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
'you're too old for pokemon'
I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU
Kiss by picturegirl
A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’
the spanish inqui-baby bird
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.
my jaw actually dropped
There’s a duck on my sunroof.